"thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I just threw."

-no one (via buttforce)

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laurie-cakes:

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I’m exhausted, and I need a backrub like nobody’s business.

sodii:

ipoog:

a never ending cycle 

Me rn

me all the time: what am i even doing

rollingbarrel:

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laphet

i wish i had kim kardashian’s talent of not having any talent and making money out of it

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lolsofunny:

(via wtfsofunny)

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